nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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