Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i may or may not be watching the land before time
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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