I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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