How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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