handjob tips. give me some.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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