i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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