She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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