thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Even my vagina gasped.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
OPIZZABONMYDICK
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I have fence marks all over my body
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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