How'd it feel making her break her religion?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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