i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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