hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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