plz talk dirty to me
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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