ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
