just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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