She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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