she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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