shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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