Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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