A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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