what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You ever have a fart follow you around?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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