never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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