She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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