i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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