can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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