i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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