Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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