now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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