it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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