thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It's like God shit irony all over that family
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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