You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We got so high we made milksteak
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
