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I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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