Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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