Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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