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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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