Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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