Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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