After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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