Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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