You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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