thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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