okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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