She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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