My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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