There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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