Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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