no. you can't hotbox the world.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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