I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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