So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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