If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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