is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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