Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm bleeding and have questions
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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