What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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